|Arachnoquake: When I say "New Orleans" and "disaster" what comes to mind? Hurricane? Flooding? Levies breaking? Giant tidal surge? Katrina? Not this time mon cheri.
This time it's something worse. Something way worse. It's Arachnoquake. I bet you didn't think of an earthquake that unleashes giant, fire-breathing dungeon spiders did you?!
You heard me. Fire breathing spiders! The kind that'll lay an egg in your neck as soon as look at you. The kind that'll suck your eyeball out if you threaten to call the exterminator.